I couldn’t resist sharing this witty piece!
Take your memories from the last election out of the oven and let them simmer for 5 minutes. Throw them in the bin.
Don’t over complicate the preparation: use 1 birth certificate to register, not the contents of your (and your landlord’s) entire life. Peel the skin off party politics and massage the real issues that face the country.
We get the perfect ingredients for free and fair elections – not from the Jamie Oliver cookbook – but from a witty Zimbabwean blogger who reckons that we should:
Heat up a pan and place the dreams of the average Zimbabwean in them. Remember where you come from.
Read more on this from the MasterChef himself via A recipe for free and fair elections found on the Kalabash website.